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A commenter at C&L named botanybay posted a comment titled  Limericks are grand . He wrote the first line which I have modified to make less vulgar. The challenge was to complete the limmerick. So I did. Here it is in all it's glory: There once was a bitch from Wasilla Who thought being VP would thill 'a When she started to speak we all laughed for a week and now she's a TV moose killa. Below Sarah endorses (pre-midterms) all the assholes we got stuck with here in Florida Gun Nutjob Alan West, And Gov. Healthcare Corporate Criminal Rick Scott who is trashing the state daily with his greed and incompetence.   No wonder Palin likes him.

"You want to vomit from her" "I don't know how any one would want to see this woman become President." Howard Stern takes Sarah Palin to task for making the AZ shootings all about HER victimization. Gabby got shot but they called Sarah names!! Warning! Howard uses Howard language..I don't like the word either...but he's right on. He praised President Obama for his speech, and explains how sickened he was by Palins video response. "She put crosshairs on a map with representatives names on it. Who does that?"

I received this email from Former Congressmen Alan Grayson. He is missed, as one of the only Dems with any balls. Gabby Was Right, Palin Is Wrong Dear Raymond, When I opened my web browser yesterday, at yahoo.com , there was Sarah Palin, smiling at me. “Oh, God,” I said to myself, “what has she done now?” The headline was “Palin Defends ‘Blood Libel’”. That’s interesting, I thought. What else might Palin be defending? Cannibalism, maybe? Well, it turned out to be a report on Palin’s disjointed remarks on Sean Hannity’s show, regarding the shooting of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords. I then watched the report. Let me summarize it for you: Palin: I am so misunderstood. Hannity: I am so misunderstood. Palin: I am so misunderstood.

Update : original image removed due to overwhelming readership requests. New image by Gary Larson is used with out permission. I had created an image. I was not advocating violence. It was in response to the Team Palin statement that the cross hairs on Sarah Palin's map , were surveyor symbols when her own tweets refered to them as targets . Congresswoman Gifford spoke out about these crosshairs after the healthcare vote, when her offices were vandalized. Whoopi Goldberg warned that what ever happened as a result of this map would be on the G.O.P.'s hands. The "don't retreat, reload" rhetoric. Yesterday the Blood Libel thing, (Sarah claims attacks from the left are a blood libel) when Congresswoman Gifford is Jewish . I pray for this woman that she will get off facebook and twitter and read the Word of God she claims to worship. Earlier in the week Barbara Walters said she felt sorry for Sarah Palin. The Twitterverse (myself included) was outraged at Walt...

Kim Jong Ill will be glad to hear that one. He's waiting for your call Sarah. It's easy to dismiss this as a simple gaffe, but I follow the quitter on twtter. She says something moronic and ignorant at LEAST once a day. Somebody buy the woman a globe - and use it as a ball gag. H/T to Oliver Willis and C&L. Audio HERE . Kim tells Sarah how he reere feels below.

Sarah's latest: Baking cookies for school kids. During a debate over sweets being served in a PA school . Less sugar in schools is GOOD thing, a little less 'cane and half the kids won't need Ritalin or get diagnosed (incorrectly) as ADD, or be obese, or suffer from diabetes. Claims "Nanny state run amok!" She should know: Shes' done such an outstanding job with her kids. (And hired more than a few nanny's instead of raising her own kids) Maybe she is like Reagan: He thought ketchup was a vegetable . She has John Ziegler apologizing for her. Call the Waaaaambulance! " Why are they targeting Sarah Palin ?" It's easy and as someone who kills wolves from a chopper she should understand: She paints a bullseye on herself . 3 words: Dumber than Bush Update : Palin lashes out at WSJ - misquotes story . Bullseye !

If only it was Reagan from 1948........Before he went batshit crazy. Inspiring speech, if only the Reaganites would listen to it. Very relevant to today's Political/Economic climate. Just watch.

Can this woman be any dumber? She is still blaming Kaie Couric for those "Gotcha questions" and after over a year the only things she claims she reads is " Newsmax " , "The Wasilla Times and the WSJ. The accusations she made against Nora and Steve of the McCain campaign have all been refuted. She confused the bank bailouts with the stimulus program . The book is only 415 pages and has only 5 chapters with no index. ( Even her ghostwriter is lazy ) This woman is an on going joke and her supporters are low information voters who don't read either. (I.E Bush supporters) She repeats the same failed idea's of the GOP: Lower taxes lower taxes. That strategy has been disproved . It failed for St. Ronnie (Reagan) and it did not work well for Bush. The problem is corporate tax breaks do not get reinvested; they end up in risky investments and off-shore accounts.