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Getting your covid-19 vaccine in Florida

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Dear Sirs, You are so completely disorganized, and have completely mismanaged distribution of the covid-19 vaccine. I should expected nothing less from the Trump wannabe loser Ron DeSantis. I requested text via your website for communication. Instead you telephoned me and emailed me. I repeatedly reached out to you and requested you contact me and heard absolutely nothing from you.  When somebody called me it was from an unidentified phone number so I missed it and it had to go to voicemail. You are the State of Florida and you do not have telephone identification? You handled this piss poorly, you dropped the ball, in other words you suck. You took forever to get back to me, and the girl who finally  contacted me, was completely incompetent as a call center person. She took forever to ask me a few simple questions and was such a poor listener that she made me repeat myself several times. You told me the only place that I could get the vaccination was far from my home at the Southwest

You don't mess with your cleaning lady.

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Imagine you are a house cleaner. You show up whenever and you start doing the house. While you are cleaning the bathroom scrubbing some s*** or piss, the owner starts moving your stuff around making it more difficult for you to do the job. He also insults you, tells lies about you, takes credit for work that you did. The minute you leave he pisses all over the floor. This is how Democrats must feel. Republicans lie about us cheat us, when we are the ones that are continually cleaning up their mess. Every single time Republicans are in charge they rack up the national debt, they crash the economy, cause massive loss of jobs. When the Democrats are in charge, we have continual job growth, a strong economy, and we pay down the national debt. Yes we had to raise taxes because the idiots ran up the national debt, usually with a stupid tax cut, or a war or a wall or some other stupid waste of money. (The F-35 comes to mind). The least they could do

He was your Presidential candidate.

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I have written about Mitt Romney in the past. Specifically I wrote about him when he was running for president against Barack Obama. Republicans seem to have forgotten he was their candidate. I laugh at them when they call him a rino because he voted to remove Donald Trump from office during the first impeachment trial.  I find it amusing. The Republican Party has devolved so badly into a steaming pile of treason, ignorance, and bat-shit crazy, that this wackadoo mormon is the GOP's beacon of sanity. This guy believes there is a Planet Kolob waiting for him in the afterlife. The fact that the magic underwear wearing guy represents sanity and reasonable thought should tell you all you need to know about the mental state of the rest of the Republican Party. There is nothing left but kooks. I am ready for atheistic political leaders, unfortunately America is not.  I know we have freedom of religion, but personally if you believe in an invisible Sky Daddy, you should be d

THE CPAC SHITSHOW

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Nutters, Nazi symbols, and golden calfs. This year's CPAC offered  no vision for America, no ideas, no policies, nothing but whining and bragging about insurrection. "America Uncanceled" was the theme: basically Nazis and traitors whining about cancel culture , which is just the free market in action and apparently conservatives now hate. The stage was shaped as a viking Odom symbol which was used by the German SS . The dog whistle is now a bullhorn. A golden statue of traitor trump was manufacured in mexico then wheeled in for the cultists to worship and blow.  Nazis, kooks and insurrectionists whining, moaning, and playing the victim was CPAC 2021. You  could have arrested everybody there for treason. Don Jr. went on another coke fueled rant. (Something about liberals canceling the Muppets). Mask wearing was advised. The crowd booed. Josh Hawley bragged about his sedition. There were cheers. There was a Japanese cult leader ,   apparently it'

A fake socialist

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On social media, a champion of AOC and Bernie Sanders and all things Progressive. In his real life, a continually pot smoking a******. In the IT industry, he offers you access to his Media Library. You did not ask for this it was offered freely. It doesn't work 90% of the time. The IT guy gets annoyed that you bother him.  Doesn't consider I might be annoyed every time I try to watch a movie or show there's a f****** problem, every f****** time. His hardware is failing and he tells you passive aggressively that most of the other people he gives access to pay him money. So let me get this straight: you tell me flat-out I'm not obligated to pay and then are upset because I'm not paying. Again I didn't ask for these services they were offered freely to me. I wasn't aware it was a free trial . So I offered to pay money told him I would pay at the beginning of the year. I spaced it. I also space d that we are two w

The Golden Age of memes.

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This may be a dark and tumultuous time for America. It turns out that almost half of the nation is comprised of complete morons. Meal Team Six ha s just tried to take over our capital. It looks like some of our own representatives and senators are in on it. We will require more National Guard troops for Joe Biden's inauguration then are stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan. The idiots are angry for no reason. The president has historicaly has been impeached for a second time.  The traitors and seditionists now call for Unity. Anyway it's a terrible time except for one thing: the memes are off the chain yo! I got me a couple of little applications to make my own memes some are the traditional with the text at the top and bottom the other app makes a comic style with word balloons that's fun. I download a shitload of them; so many that I have to store them in the cloud. I wan

Big tech or tiny brains?

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The issue with social media is the same as the issue with the capitals metal detector. Republicans think they don't have to follow the rules. Every kid who goes to high school passes through the same kind of metal detector as the one installed at the Capitol after January 6th. The treasonous toddler's of the GOP can't follow the rules and went around the metal detector. Your kids do it daily. It's really not surprising. These are the same snowflakes that think wearing a mask is loss of their freedoms. On January 6th none of them pulled a firearm to protect their fellow legislators. Nancy Pelosi is proposing new rules that circumventing the metal detector will create ever-increasing fines that come out of the legislators salary.  Let's jump ahead to everyone crying about censorship and loss of First Amendment rights on social media. First of all the First Amendment refers to government censorship not Private Industry. If y