The three laws of Rombotics

1. A rombot may  injure a human being or, through inaction, downsizing or outsourcing, allow a human being to come to harm, as long as it results in profit or power.
2. A rombot must obey the orders given to it by mormon beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law or the tea party.
3. A rombot must protect its own existence by lying, hiding or any means necessary regardless of conflict with the First or Second or any other laws.

With apologies to Dr. A