100 things to make a Republican's head explode

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Conservatives are so easy to anger these days.
Even the most insignificant statement can set off
their tempers.
If you want to enrage a
conservative, I suggest saying the following:
1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for
free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch
hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an ugly cow (said to conservative
males).
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of
California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection
Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
14. Global warming is real.
15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they
need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.
16. The military is a government-run institution, so
why do Republicans approve the defense budget?
17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no
longer exists.
18. Paying taxes is patriotic.
19. Republicans: Peddling the same failed
economic policies since 1880.
20. The Republican Party began as a liberal party.
21. The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein
Obama and he was born in the United States of
America.
22. George W. Bush held hands with the King of
Saudi Arabia.
23. President Obama saved the American auto
industry, while Republicans wanted to destroy it.
24. Hate is not a Christian virtue.
25. Jesus was a liberal.
26. Republicans spend MORE money than
Democrats.
27. Tea parties are for little girls.
28. Public schools educate all children; private
schools are for indoctrinating children.
29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
30. Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.
31. The President is NOT a Muslim.
32. Corporations are NOT people. People are
people.
33. Fox News isn’t real news, it’s just a racist,
sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.
34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal
rights.
36. Women control their own bodies.
37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just
ask Rick Santorum.
38. Please use spell check.
39. It’s “pundit”, not “pundint” .
40. Social Security is solvent through 2038.
41. Health care is a right, not a product.
42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a
conservative leaning Supreme Court.
43. G.O .P also stands for Gross Old Perverts.
44. The donkey shouldn’t be the Democratic
mascot because Republicans are the real
jackasses.
45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin
Laden. It took him two and half years to do what
Bush couldn’t do in eight.
46. Waterboarding IS torture.
47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch,
therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq
should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.
49. Separation of church and state is in the
Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.
50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just
as much as Christians.
51. Barack Obama is the first African-American
President, get over it.
52. The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.
53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we
are all anchor babies.
54. The white race isn’t disappearing, it’s evolving.
55. God is a particle.
56. Evolution is real.
57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000 .
58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.
60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the
British.
61. Federal law trumps state law.
62. The Civil War was about slavery, NOT state’s
rights.
63. Corporations care more about profits than they
do about people.
64. Getting out of a recession requires government
spending.
65. Glenn Beck is a nut- job.
66. Republicans: Paranoid since 1932.
67. Republicans don’t want to pay for your birth
control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.
68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra.
69. Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a
Saudi prince as an investor.
70. Republicans complain about immigrants taking
American jobs, then freely give American jobs to
foreigners overseas.
71. Republicans hate communism, so why do they
refer to themselves as red states?
72. Labor unions built this country.
73. Republicans hold America hostage as a political
strategy; the temper tantrum throwing kind of
political strategy.
74. Jesus was a Jew, not a Christian.
75. When Republicans see black, they attack.
76. Inside every Republican is a Klansman or a
Nazi waiting to bloom.
77. Republicans only care about children BEFORE
they are born.
78. Republicans are hypocrites, they’re just too
stupid to know it.
79. The Christian-Right boycotts movies that have
violence, and then promotes guns and
insurrection.
80. I think therefore I am NOT a Republican.
81. Republicans that oppose gay marriage are
most likely in the closet themselves.
82. Churches should stay out of politics, or be
taxed.
83. People are too poor to vote Republican.
84. Democrats think for themselves, Republicans
form think tanks to do it for them.
85. Republicans hate education because they
couldn’t hack it in school.
86. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins and
Republicans wallow in it.
87. A little socialism on the Left is better than a little
fascism on the Right.
88. The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in
60 years, so stop whining about it being too high.
89. Republicans: Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro- Lesbian
sex.
90. Republicans: Terrorizing the American people
since 1981.
91. Republicans have their own terrorists, just look
up Timothy McVeigh.
92. Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the
Chinese Communists.
93. The Republican answer to the oil spill was to
apologize to BP, a foreign oil company.
94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to
Americans, while the Republicans tea bag each
other in the middle of the aisles.
95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-
American, that’s why Republicans do it.
96. Republicans would let your house burn down
unless you pay them to put it out.
97. Democrats want to take care of the sick.
Republicans take their credit cards and then deny
them medical attention.
98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then
proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class
on behalf of corporations.
99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but
miscarriages are.
100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them
is a waste of time!

Bottom line? If you want to anger a conservative,
tell them the truth.

"Facts are stubborn things"
Ronald Reagan 

H/T to Addicting Info
Edited By: Alexis Atherton
Currated by Don Formica