Bill Clinton was Gandalph, Bush is Sauron


Three reasons without even trying

1) Bills sax
=Gandalph's pipe
(He didn't inhale either :))
2) Coalition of the willing
=Orc army
3) NSA illegal wiretapping
=the Eye
4)and Rove
= Wormtounge
(Ok Ok thats 4)

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