The three laws of Rombotics
1. A rombot may injure a human being or, through inaction, downsizing or outsourcing, allow a human being to come to harm, as long as it results in profit or power. 2. A rombot must obey the orders given to it by mormon beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law or the tea party. 3. A rombot must protect its own existence by lying, hiding or any means necessary regardless of conflict with the First or Second or any other laws. With apologies to Dr. A