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My recent email to the RNC

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You idiots have f***** up really bad. Your party will forever be associated with Confederates and Nazis and enemies of the state. At this point you should be very humble act as if you are on probation act as if you've been given a second chance.  Instead you're running your mouth acting like the victim, no! you are the bad guy, you attacked the capitol. You need to put your head down you need to be very humble you need to tiptoe you need to be quiet and just listen. Republican means idiot, stubborn, crazy, traitor. You better straighten up your people because no one wants to be associated with you anymore. All my Republican friends are switching to independent. You're an embarrassment, you breathe because we are allowing you to breathe.  Each and every Republican is suspected of sedition. You cannot be trusted you are snakes, you need to be making amends, you need to have your head down and your mouth closed you need to sit in the corner and STFU in ...

The three laws of Rombotics

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1. A rombot may  injure a human being or, through inaction, downsizing or outsourcing, allow a human being to come to harm, as long as it results in profit or power. 2. A rombot must obey the orders given to it by mormon beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law or the tea party. 3. A rombot must protect its own existence by lying, hiding or any means necessary regardless of conflict with the First or Second or any other laws. With apologies to Dr. A